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an honest to god letter i recently received. paper clipped to $20. love it!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Dear Sir. Lord Matt Nathanson Phd.

I trust this letter finds you well.
In recent nights I have not been able to oust this feeling of deep guilt
as I have been listening to your album that i have pirated, like a pirate.
Mind you, i have pirated thousands of albums, and never once have I
felt this feeling of sincere remorse. Your music, sir, simply moves me
in a way that none other ever has.

i am humbled by your greatness.

However, I am plagued by the notion that i am privileged
to enjoy the fruits of your labor but you have not received
financial compensation for your talent and hard work

In light of that, I have included in this scroll my lifes’ savings-
a grand total of $20 (US Currency)

Forever yours,

(name withheld to protect said pirate)